About? About? Oh dear. E. Salinkári is exactly the type of suburban dilettante your mother warned you about.

Shiftless, introverted, hermit-like, master of no skill save for the construction of showy phrases, the creature practises to write prose of the mauve persuasion.

Let these pages stand as a warning, rather than a model. You wouldn’t want to end up like that, would you?

Now, at your own risk, if you really must, Read On.